"The adult DVD you don't have to READ!" exclaims the cover blurb, as if reading was somehow antithetical to pornography. (Last time we checked the history books, it kinda began that way. ?) Most of the documentary footage is culled from the 2004 Erotica L.A. show, where well-coiffed babes sit around signing autographs and generally chewing the fat with anyone who points a camera in their direction.

Much like professional athletes, porn stars are fascinating to watch on the field but hopelessly banal when they open their mouths - other than to suck cock, in this case. Inane utterances float out like soap bubbles; instantly dissolving into the ether. Generally they're shilling their websites {BORING!} or movies (cue hot video clips). Cutaways to topless pole dancing and exterior KSEX games liven up the affair.