Sexual philosopher Carmen Hart knows what bullshit "abstinence education" is: Randy Spears' bevy of female students blowbang him and throw his spew at his face.

But the humor and weirdness come fast and furious as Spears' daughter Brooke Banner announces how she plans to fruit-fuck her way through school. After wife Exotica gets plowed by Marcus London, Randy apparently imagines seducing a sepia-toned Brooke on her train to college.

The ensuing strangeness includes living (and fucking) statues, Carmen getting down and dirty with stripper Lexi Lamour and in the finale with Jason Arrow.

Pre-nom: Best Screenplay.

Retailing: Stanley fans know how weird he can be, but this is one of his most stylish "dreams" yet!