Lock up your hijas, Joey's loose in Brazil.

This one starts with a tight close-up of a champagne bottle which pops as we get a look at a girl who says her name is ? (maybe you pronounce it like , I don't know), and as she's swigging down some bubbly we get a look at her tight little bod in its gapping-open held-together-by-one-button-at-boob-level cardigan sweater which she casually flips up to expose one untanned boob and then we notice that her tight convex tummy as a barbell navel piercing and next thing you know Joey is shoving the lens of his camera right at her white-lace-panties-covered pussy and then she walks over and starts casually jerking off this guy Christian who has this massive dick sticking out of his pants and the guy damn near swoons and so do you and it doesn't matter if you're in Brazil or Hungary or on the moon because where you really are is Joey-land and it's all good and there she is in a mirrored bedroom with Christian and you look at her pushing back on him in the doggie position and watching her watching herself fucking in the mirrored wall and she's yowling "Aí" or "Oy" or "Ouí" or something as Joey tries to direct them in his high-school Spanish saying "Sí" and "Beautiful" and trying to keep up with the action and out of the way of the mirror and finally pulling his own dick out of his pants because he can't resist her any more and I know how he feels because if I had been there I would have beaten him to it.

And this is just the first half of the first scene.  It gets better.

Jazmine poses topless on a beach with a big bodybuilder guy, hanging off his impressively muscled biceps before she heads off to a hotel room with him and another guy for a little one-on-one-on-one.  Cassandra gets her scene started on the way to the hotel as one guy sucks her tits and she returns the favor on his dick and he returns the favor on her pussy in a moving car in traffic.  Eventually she's with two guys on a glassed-in sunlit patio with a pool and an outdoor shower with a very handy set of grab rails at various heights.  This scene goes on for 20 minutes before Joey does a reverse shot of the jaw-droppingly beautiful view from the patio.  Milena poses with handcuffs and a ball gag, but the come off quickly and she's giving Fabio (not that Fabio) the full Milena in no time.  Joey finger-fucks her and she does the "Aí/Oy" routine before she gets a full facial and a big kiss from Fabio.

All-anal, with a couple of d.p.s as well, if you're into keeping score.  The people are hot and natural, the scenes sizzle despite their length (when Joey takes a half hour, it's because he needs a half hour), and the two hours and change fly by and you are not sated, you want more.

Pre-nom for gonzo feature, pre-nom for Joey for direction, pre-nom – and Christian's contribution for Best Anal Scene, and if Joey can crank out the minimum annual requirement for this eligibility year, I think "Please!" is a contender -- contender, hell, shoo-in -- for Best Gonzo Series.