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Pin the Sock on the Cock

Pin the Sock on the Cock

Released Mar 22nd, 2023
Running Time 98 Min.
Director Stella Smut
Companies Oopsie!, Adult Time
Distribution Company Pulse Distribution
DVD Extras Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast Tommy Pistol, Cadence Lux, Isiah Maxwell, Lauren Phillips, Kira Noir, Jewelz Blu, Jay Romero, April Olsen
Critical Rating AAAA
Genres Comedy, Anthology, Marquee

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Synopsis

A happy-go-lucky delivery guy (Isiah Maxwell), arrives at a house to deliver a pizza. Inside, Kira Noir sits beside her boyfriend. When she opens the door and sees what Isiah has dangling under the pizza box, she immediately gets cock hungry and pulls him inside to have him as a side dish! A bride-to-be (April Olsen) and her future parent-in-law (Lauren Phillips) are at a wedding expo. April spots a bachelorette party booth, complete with a standing "pin the sock on the cock" game, which is little more than a bunch of dildos stuck to a board. But both women are very intrigued and even more taken by the sleazy salesman (Tommy Pistol). Cadence Lux and Jay Romero, two technicians who work for a company called Nerd Crew, arrive at a beautiful mansion for a service call. They knock on the door, which is answered by none other than a supermodel called Jewelz Blu. She's barely wearing anything under her robe, and Jay can hardly contain his nerdy attraction as his eyes land on Jewelz's massive boobs!

Reviews

The clever and catchy title of this anthology alludes to the fun in store for the viewer. Sure, the sex is well done, but the cast members all have a blast in the five-minute or so lead-ins to each scene, where, as their bodies move with the upbeat, lively, bouncy music (with no vocals in this part), they imitate a comedy silent movie with hugely exaggerated expressions, gags, rolling expressive eyes, mannerisms, antics and wacky happenings—so much so that it can be more fun to watch them cut up than to have sex. Everyone does a great job with this—especially Tommy Pistol, whose portrayal of a sleazy carnival performer is destined to be a porn classic.

The title is taken from the middle scene at a carnival booth, where pinning the tail on a donkey is replaced by trying, blindfolded, to pin socks that looks like oversized condoms, orally, on dildos sticking out of a board worn by Pistol—and he takes things a step further when a blindfolded April Olsen, vainly trying to catch one in her mouth, removes the eye covering and discovers that he substituted his own cock for one of the dildos jutting out of the hole. By this time, Lauren Phillips is behind Pistol and spreading and riming his asshole.

Cadence Lux and Jay Romero as part of a nerd repair crew like the ones from a familiar big box chain, end up working on Jewelz Blu in a threesome following more wacky actions. And Kira Noir shines when pizza boy Isiah Maxwell delivers her snack with the ordered extra sausage dangling from beneath his too-short shorts.

This is ideal for those wanting to add humor to their lust.



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