Van Wylde wakes up to find a series of birthday cards from his wife, who is missing his special day while away on business. Each one offers a sweet sentiment and leads to a treat, including a full-body rubdown from gorgeous masseuse Blake Blossom. When her touch starts making him nervous, she reveals a final card from his wife—granting permission to enjoy his session guilt-free. Now most guys, after getting that greenlight, would bang Blossom’s asshole raw and rush home to watch Daredevil, but Wylde stays on the table as she rubs her nude body along his back. It’s very cinematic and sensual, if not believable. Blossom is stunning, and watching her give a twisty-shaft blowjob is only topped by her cute rump bent over the table, taking it in doggie, legs pressed together.

Elsewhere, Robby Apples returns home to find bikini-clad babes Anissa Kate and Reyna Belle in his house, a 10-year wedding anniversary gift from his wife (where are these dudes finding these women?). Kate is always a sight to see, but paired with young Belle and her naturally huge hangers is something special.