It's time for more imported all-Asian action: the eyes-clamped-shut, pained-expression, dead-fish-lay kind. Izumi gets fucked first in two scenes, looking thoroughly unimpressed with her partner's choice of Speedo-like underwear in the first, and her second partner's methods for stripping her down make her stare angrily at the floor. We also run into dueling cameramen, as one continually puts his camera in the other's shot. How very hot. Watching her poop out a golf ball isn't hot either, but it is interesting in that watching-a-train-wreck kind of way.

Ai seems more interested in giving a believable performance, able to feign joy at having her nipples played with like they're radio knobs. Her acting doesn't last long, though as she appears to slip into a coma while her boy toy starts strumming her clit as if it's a banjo. Someone get this man a copy of The New Joy of Sex, please. He needs some direction.