If egregiously over-the-top stereotypes give you acid reflux, we suggest you try eating somewhere else. But if you can see past references to things like hanging dogs in the window and options such as "Mein Menu," then come on in and enjoy the feast! And quite the tasty feast it is, at that, with the gorgeous Josie Lee and Linda Tran, among others, taking their clothes off in lush settings all for your enjoyment.

The interactive element here is a game in which you're given three Asian entrees for each girl, and are asked to guess which is her favorite. If you guess incorrectly, you're scolded by an old Chinaman with horrendous dental problems, while if you make the right selection, you get to see a bonus scene. We rikey!