Most notably, the credited note that the series was "created by," rather than "directed by," Nic Cramer and Jon Yuma, making it clear that not all segments have the touch of those genre masters... more's the pity.

For instance, it's clear that neither director had anything to do with the second scene, between Asian Goy Dinh and "two Swedes." Neither the pacing nor the camera angles are there. The same touches seem equally absent in the opening scene, between veteran performer Dick Nasty and Sonia Nasr.

And while it seems likely that either Cramer or Yuma directed the last three scenes, the only one that really works is the first of the trio, starring Dru Berrymore and Rafe. It takes place amid a tabletop city created around a model train layout, and includes horsie, vaginal and anal reverse cowgirl and two mish positions before the facial. Sadly, that's not enough to put this tape on the map.