According to this video, Paris is one sexy city! But you likely didn't need director Stuart Canterbury to tell you that, right? Well, for globally challenged, Paris Pickups investigates some of the sexier things going on in the hotel rooms, nightclubs and alleyways on France's most romantic city. Man, it seems like everyone is getting laid over there!

Unfortunately, like many dubbed European videos, there is no attempt to identify any of these unknown beauties, so it's hard to tell who is who. In any case, rest assured the chicks are hot to trot and the sex is appropriately heated.

The loose plot here involves a shy painter in a boring relationship who is looking for some excitement, and an exotic hooker looking for love. Along the way these two soul-searchers find lots of racy nightclubs infested by gaggles of horny patrons who fuck and suck in public. There's also a swingin' swingers d.p. party, where everyone gets laid - the best scene here - along with a gorgeous black S&M queen, who likes to get white men to lick her legs ... and pussy.

All in all, better than good, but not great. The girls are all A-list and the locations are choice, so as eye candy this tape is very strokable. But the plot is so thin it's almost non-existent, the dubbing is terrible and the sex is inconsistent. The one truly great scene here - the party scene - should, however, be Pre-Nommed for Best Sex Scene in a Foreign Release ... So there! The glass is indeed half full!