Curiously underhyped on its box cover, One in Every Hole is to fans of nasty action what Zoloft is to depression patients: a reason to live.

OIEH features a gaggle of piggishly horny babes overrun by an army of purple-headed soldiers, who mount them as if it were D-Day at the Normandy Flesh Beach. Numerous re-penetrations, consistently volcanic heat and triple-blasts of eagerly imbibed bull gravy await your grateful viewers.

Director Silver presents well-lit, flowing videography, which parks the lens in just the right place at the right time.

Pre-nom: Best Anal-Themed Series, Jayna Oso's athletic and sweaty (Best Group) scene, and Silver for Best Videography.