Captain Bob, Don Hollywood and Steve do all their own scenes and take all their own risks and it shows, because there is no shortage of spindly legs supporting hairy bellies or narrow asses jackhammering away. All in all, an acceptable fantasy tape for the fans bellied up to the bar at the local VFW.

The best scene introduction is Blew Sundae, when she takes over her interview from a hyperventilating Steve. We find out she discovered the curve in a bicycle seat at a young age, even before her first sexual encounter at 12. Her instructor was a 22-year-old senior citizen whose name she can't remember. It's hard to believe this girl lacks experience. She won't tolerate procrastination, especially from a fully-clothed Steve, who she excitedly orders, "You should let him out, let him breathe" as she closes in on his crotch.

Catalina's wide-eyed "innocence" as she kneels in front of Captain Bob may redefine the boundaries of obscenity with a hot, no-hands cocksucking. Innocent? Hmm.