Released | Jun 01st, 2006 |
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Running Time | 140 |
Director | Andrea DiAngelo |
Cast | Scott Nails, Shay Sights, Kelly Wells, Kurt Lockwood, Penny Flame, Brooke Haven, Richard Kline, Jack Lawrence |
Critical Rating | AAA |
Genre | Feature |
This unmemorable feature has two saving graces but manages to exploit neither of them to their fullest potential. This first (and least interesting of the two) is its location: a modernist estate swathed in a Dr. Seuss color scheme. Far more interesting is Penny Flame, a natural brunette who outclasses her fellow performers even when the opportunity is limited to a minor boink on the couch with an anonymous dick.
The wispy plot follows Haven's husband making tentative overtures to enter the pimp profession from the higher end of the meat market; which Haven protests – yet eventually joins. For what reason? Best we can tell, because the running time is just about over and she was contracted for another commercial scene. Her blindfolded staircase bang looks pretty, but it's just as icy as the diamonds dripping from her neck.
Despite the fact that Off Limits is a domestic Private production, the cast appears to have (barely) learned their lines phonetically.
Retailing: The Private label likely carries some weight in your store.