Supposedly shot in Jamaica, this video bears further testament to how unsexy nude beaches can be. The first half-hour focuses on some lame bodypainting, while the rest is shot in ultra-zoom, as if our friendly cameraman was staked out just off the beach, slyly peeping for the sake of porn. The ratio of hottie to hefty is like 1 to 50. And we don't even get a soundtrack. Yawn.