Under the right circumstances pornography can successfully cross paths with aesthetics. It usually has something to do with an interesting plot, suitable production design and a directorial vision to execute the idea. Now We're Talkin? contains none of those elements, but it desperately wants to?so they marinated the raw footage in post-production effects anyway.

The result is like dipping a pool ball in honey. Its basic utilitarian potential is completely negated by an inappropriate outer covering. Here it appears as though some generic, but possibly spankable Eurosex has been run through a gamut of glowing color-saturated filters. Ass fucking is supposed to be nasty, not a Macy's Christmas display window. Now we're done talkin?.

Retailing: Possibly for couples.