Want to see some really lovely specimens of womanhood aided and abetted by fine, delicately enhanced photography? Go no further, as beautiful Ashley Jordan cleans her dildos under a running faucet when Tiffany Mason, a woman who kind of reminds you of an Afro-Tiffany Mynx, volunteers to do the hand drying. Nefertiti, another gorgeous girl of darker hue joins in for no other logical purpose but a requisite threeway that eventually lands on a countertop. Jordan shucks her panties, displaying a heart-stopping ass that gets slavish, tongue-licking attention from her friends, then aforesaid dildos go to town. Cookie (a beautiful chocolate chippy) and Monica then take a tour through the kind of house only nouveau Internet-money can buy, and link up clitorally as if they were human Websites.

Because the two of them could pass for twins, a play-by-play on Ariel and Regina would be daunting, even for Vin Scully. But if you do get a hold of this tape, it's the third scene in, and probably, second-for-second, the hottest. In the rousing finale, Dee, Silvia Saint and Mocha turn a photo shoot into a land grab with Dee asserting squatter's rights on a stationary dildo as she works Saint over with a toy while Mocha works her over. Watch now, sort it all out later.