Natalie Bach is Frankie Swain, P.I.!

Well, not really. Truth is, Bach, an ex-Playboy model, doesn't deliver one convincing line during this entire story of blackmail and the "love that dare not speak its name." And her voluminous voice-overs ain't so hot, neither. Fortunately, once she gets horizontal, her performance improves substantially - especially in the tub scene with Chandler, where the ladies lick and dildo each other (and themselves) into a fine frenzy.

The real star is Renee LaRue, a widow looking for her missing diaries, the ones that form the basis of the blackmail scheme. Besides being somewhat believable in the role - she thankfully seems to have lost her formerly-characteristic apple cheeks - she rides Bobbi's strap-on like a pro with little assist from Allysin Chaynes, who's underused in this production. Renee is also the focus of the concluding threesome, with Dayton Raines and Isabella both vying to pleasure her.