Crystal Wilder gets bitten by a vampire bat while jogging, later infecting her boyfriend. Together they beget a coven of the erotic undead. The pursuit and infection of victims is simply a lame excuse to link the sex scenes, the most memorable being a three way between Wallice, Rio, and Ayres in a library after hours. (Anal junkies may want to hang in for a later bout between Jammer and Kennedy.) Night Creatures steals every vampire cliche, but is neither sexy nor scary. In an uncredited role, Terry Thomas stalks the vampires door-to-door, like a Fuller Brush salesman. This is played straight! The videography is murky instead of moody, and the whole project looks like an ambitious home video by an oversexed teenager who just saw Coppola's Dracula.