To call this all-ebony offering lackluster would be an insult to other lackluster sex vids that at least have one or two scenes with a degree of stroke value. The ladies are attractive, true to that, but they couldn't be any less enthused if you slipped them a handful of Valium washed down with a forty dog.

The best example arrives when trim and petite Trina makes her entrance in the third scene. The cute little piece of new jack says that she likes big dicks, so she's paired off with the mother of all big licorice sticks, Lexington Steele. She just marinates through the whole scene like someone knocked her out with NyQuil. Hell, Lex utters more oaths and makes more noise than Trina does. She's just coolin' on the corner with a bottle of OE.