Released | Jun 01st, 1987 |
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Running Time | 80 |
Company | Essex Video |
Cast | Peter North, Tom Byron, John Leslie, Herschel Savage |
Critical Rating | AAA |
Genre | Feature |
I'd invite a couple of friends over for a few brews to take in this collection of oddities. This is what you'd call a real party animal tape.
For my money, nothing beats the sight of Peter North dolled up in corset and support hose in a little vignette aptly titled, "My Mistress." North looks absolutely bound and beautiful as he screams, "please, mistress, please!" to a dominatrix who looks like the head detention center warden at the Flash Gordon Slave Camp. North should add notches to his acting credentials with this performance.
Then we have Bunny Bleu in housecoat, sans curlers, but looking close, as she is sexually accosted by a guy who looks like a bad lab experiment. He's wearing one of those old Boris Karloff lab coats and a spiked dog collar—a fashion statement straight out of GQ. He tells Bleu his name is Igor (pronounced: EYE—GORE). It figures.
Throw in Siobhan Hunter as a blushing bride who gets an added wedding night bonus from a naked intruder she finds in her bath tub. Add Herschel Savage in a classic bathroom scene out of Alex De Renzy's Cover Girl, and you're set up for le grand punch line: a little ditty called "9 to 5." This episode might have come out of the Desi Arnaz file.
A beautiful blonde gets accosted in an office by some junior accountant. She stands on top of a desk, lifts up her skirt and breathes something that sounds like, "mucho gusto sombrero." He Espnanols likewise with, "mi casa el gringo roja," or something like that. I do believe this was the debut loop for the new south of the border actress, Sue Casa. Manana on this one, baby!