Now that public party tapes are all the rage, wherever there's a semblance of one and a girl's getting whoop-ass naked, some enterprising videographer's probably sticking a camera up her butt. At least that seems to be the prevailing suspicion.

A company that certainly knows a good whoop-ass when it sees one, Albedo Productions stumbled across the infamous Columbus Day regatta in Miami (Florida's version of the Colorado River), and rushed a shill into the fray to kind of stir things up a bit. The result is Naked On the High Seas, featuring Kristin.

Kristin's blonde, pretty, luscious, curvy and about as subtle as a subpoena when it comes to modesty. Think of her as a T&A version of Shane.

A sexual provocateur of no small accomplishment, Kristin, when she's not posing in the altogether on a ship's deck, which is certainly often enough in this tape, is generally doling out her services to other luxury craft like some 40-26-36 USO show greeting troop transports. Whereupon Kristin's presence on board virtually guarantees rampant forms of lesbianism and other fun flashing stuff, the likes of which is generally seen on Lake Havasu.

As if that's not enough, about an hour into the tape the viewer's made privy to an exclusive boat party where the rules are "no clothes, no attitude." Yo-ho. Yo-ho. A pirate's life for me.

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