This is just a ridiculous concept. Most of the toys are too big for the cute young women in the movie to handle, and so their attempts are more like stunts than porn. It doesn’t help that the production values are pretty low.

But then there’s Emma Heart, who turns in an interesting scene seemingly in spite of the rest of the movie. She breaks out a huge jelly dildo and  proceeds to do her best to fuck it. She gets a good four or five inches in - which is amazing considering that the dildo has a circumference similar to a Gatorade bottle.