Museum of Living Art, an anal feature, is inflicted with the same post production "virus" that makes its companion piece, Anal Recall, so woefully distracting. A special effect best reserved for Predator 2 is prevalent throughout the sex scenes — and, sonofagun, just when things are getting good, too, the ol' editing bay toaster goes to work, lousing the spectrum from the impact of anal penetration to the wet shot. Why oh why?

Mike Horner and Flame are the linking device for the scenarios. Horner and Flame, in French berets, look like a couple of honorary members of the Maynard G. Krebs fan club as they wistfully paint pictures of gay Paree and its many art galleries. Vis a vis, the sex scenes are said works of art come to life. A stint between Beatrice Valle and Cal Jammer as a kind of caveman and cave-woman (Beatrice in high heels, of course) is conceptually the best scene. And speaking of museums, Randy West takes on the buttfully endowed Tabatha Cash in another pairing that deserves better fate.

Nice boxcover concept has Tabatha Cash jutting her luscious endowments from a picture frame.