Napoleon and LeMay are auditioning "acts" for a charity event, but as the saying goes, charity begins at home...as does Muff 'N Jeff. While LeMay entertains a male dancer (Peter North, superb as usual) in the living room, a pair of cheerleaders (Sonya, Gail Force) manage to drain the little man bone dry — twice! — in the bedroom. That's a trick that the magician and his assistant ought to learn.

Wallice is nothing more than a sorcerer's apprentice in this show, and even his beautiful assistant Teri Diver can't straighten his magic wand. The novelty of seeing a midget get it on is nothing more than just that; after a few minutes Napoleon is simply another hardworking porn stud. In close-ups, his schlong is just about normal sized, so satisfying statuesque LeMay is no problem. Although Muff 'N Jeff is a bit stage-bound in both dialog and camera movement, there's enough action contained in it to enable one to make their own donation in the privacy of their own home. Cute boxcover concept.