Frank Thring plays Dick Beaver, the world's dirtiest traveling salesman. He spends three scenes in Vienna, Austria, pointing out the sites, and spying on Viennese couples in amorous situations. It seems Dick's attempted seductions inevitably end badly, with some foreign stud winning the girl, getting his cock sucked, plugging her anally, and creaming on her face while poor Dick watches from the sidelines. One scene even includes some foot worship.

An unrelated girl/girl scene in Los Angeles is thrown in to destroy continuity, and the finale has Dick cumming prematurely. The girls are hot, and most of the cast, men and women alike, shave nearly all of their pubic hair.