Call it one of adult's all-time great mysteries: D. Sanchez somehow manages to cast the newest, fresh-faced amateurs from around the U.S. (but mostly from his base of operations in Florida) but simultaneously ruins any strokability whatsover with the mere sound of his voice. That sound you just heard was thousands of home viewer noodles going limp when Sanchez tells yet another unfunny joke or banters with the male talent a.k.a. his "boys."

The director's running commentary aside, the girls do get fucked well by monster-cocked Ramon, a freak of nature with a kielbasa that either gets his female partners really hot or running to a nunnery.

Retailing: The Bang Bros are as popular as ever, so play it safe and order plenty.