Ha! Mom likes to "hoe." Get it? Well, the silly puns aside, director Luc Wylder pulls together a very direct and no-nonsense MILF effort with almost perfect pacing.

Five women who are all slightly older than the average porn babe indulge their fantasies, or the reveries of younger men. Much of the sex is lukewarm, but there are bright moments, and the tight editing keeps everything from getting stale.

The opener with Stephanie Wylde and Alex Rox stands out as the best, as Rox ravages Wylde in her garden. The pair looks especially great when Rox bends his lady over the side of a gazebo and climbs up to bang her from behind.

Paige Rene also looks saucy in white stockings, garters and apron, and takes good care of Mario Rossi. The same goes for Betty O, who gets wet washing her car and even wetter with her legs in the air while Seth Dickens plows her standing up.

Retailing: Decent padding for the MILF selection.