If you think you’ve seen it all, you haven’t. Because GM Video has stuff in their video catalog that defies standard video programming as we know it. One quick for instance: a tape called Moonies features Southern Cal guys and gals who get sloshed and moon Amtrak passenger trains rolling by. If so, I haven’t even begun investigating the possibilities of metroliner service.

The tape we reviewed features party boat types who do an annual thing on the Colorado river whereby they show the home viewer that Amtrak engineers see all the time. The bikini babes doff it all with a little coaxing and encouragement. You’ll thank heaven for Coors beer. You would also thank heaven has the cameraman used Betacam because the quality here is more reminiscent of Uncle Scott’s wedding video shots of the frozen swan. The contrast fluctuates like an angiogram. But then you have to realize, these pictures are taken under any but ideal studio conditions. Nevertheless, this is a must-have tape for the collector. Tons, I mean tons, of pretty girls.