If you can't come to the party, rest assured that GM Video will bring the party to you.

In this case, imagine a wild summer shindig taking place at a beachcomber bar where female flashers and wannabe skin cancer victims congregate.

Vol. 1 observes a woman pulling a string of pearls out of her snatch, backed up by some frisky impromptu dancing, and a two-man bikini removal operation. Ass lovers, sad to relate, are left in the drink as bare breasts appear to outnumber bottoms by a wide majority, with the last half hour being devoted to a rather tame wet T-shirt contest that could pass muster in Ralph Reed's backyard.

As the day progresses and the booze flows freer, things get a tad livelier in Vol. 2. The beaver patrol finally gets its day in the sun, and, as we've seen in past GM tapes, there's substantial mooning in addition to a couple of unique twists to write home about. Picture, if you will, a trio of top-heavy ladies with giant-sized sunglasses for bikini tops. Then watch a boat capsize from all the sexual monkeyshines occurring on deck. Serves them right, you might say. After all, you didn't get invited.