Speaking as one who's had the distinct pleasure of being in Pittsburg in the middle of winter, this tape and about 50 kajillion tons of road salt is required to melt the Burgh. Nonetheless, this video package featuring exceptionally pretty girls and stunning body photography provides a good head start.

Bikinis, on and off; skinnydipping; hot tubbing; and Jim Hollidayesque car washing affords the grist of great erections, Three Rivers Stadium notwithstanding.

Retailers, this is a must-carry item.