The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat doesn't apply in this super-sized big-boob product. Consider this the monster truck rally of huge breasts. With trumpets blaring, the announcer states that they "?intend to settle, once and for all, who has the best tits in the world." Sounds like a guaranteed pre-nom to me.

This big boob smorgasbord, for those of you into math figures as well, has six lovely ladies who combined have an upper measurement of 296 inches of mammary madness. This averages out to just a speck under 50 inches per gal, with the largest being 58. I suspect that Omar the Tent Maker took early retirement after making their costumes.

The contests include incredibly sexploitative actions that should satiate, or possibly overdose, any big boob fan. The (ahem!) nipple erection contest and freestyle (with oil) dancing contest gets things started, and folks who enjoy these potential poster women for 3-D cameras can die happy after seeing Sarenna Lee and the others gyrate for the camera. Also seen are wet T-shirt teasing followed by a milk shower and dirty talk with Casey Jones, hooter hula hoop (an amazing sight to see), naked oily Twister (right boob blue, anyone?), a strap-on ring toss, a nude water ballet, a dildo passalong from boob to boob, and more. It took more than one twister sheet for all of these girls to participate. As you can imagine, the girls obviously had a lot of fun in the sun laughing and hanging out with others of their busty proportions.

Upon first glance it would appear that this is simply a tease video. Fortunately, that is not the case in this mountainous and lengthy all-girl extravaganza. Solo masturbation, dildos, strap-ons, and the like are used. They draw a fine line at this point: no carpet munching occurs, but the emphasis on super-large busts is especially obvious by the fondling and camera coverage.