Get very, very up close and personal with the inimitable Mary Carey, who not only demonstrates expert blowjobs on impressive cockage but describes how to get invited to the White House for dinner (just join the National Republican Congressional Committee or be a famous porn star and snag an invite – no biggie.).

Watch Carey plow Katie Morgan with various implements, writhe with ecstasy while riding boyfriend Harold's waddage and describe trying to lose the Secret Service following her around the White House and asking her for autographs. "So, obviously, Republicans aren't as uptight as they pretend to be," she concludes. Take it from an expert.

Pre noms: Best Gonzo Release.

Retailing: Mary Carey fans (duh).