Almost completely devoid of charisma, MJ3 delivers its requisite sagging boobage with all the energy of an early morning milk delivery. (Remember those golden days when a fresh bottle of moo juice was left on the porch? Well, maybe you don't - but the cast surely would. Got MILF?)

Scene uno in this foreign feast begins with a curvaceous blonde admiring herself in a makeup compact while one of the anonymous hired dicks waits for his cue in the wings. She approaches the primping as if it were like taking a graduate course in quantum physics. The results are equally arousing.

In any case, the vid simply coasts on fumes until a sequence with Hanna livens things up a bit. Here's a gal whose body is a one-stop specialty market: plump, middle-aged and sporting two bushes of dark armpit locks. (Different is the most honest description.) Subsequently, the even-older Melanie also corners the hirsute market with her ultra-hairy bush. The fact that both of these encounters contain two male partners may also add to their almost-vivacious ambiance.

Retailing: Triple fetish content may overcome lackluster action.