If this release leaves any impression at all, it's that of a magazine layout come to life. Well, life isn't precisely the best word. The performers are ambulatory, all right?but they don't squirm around with too much passion.

This style is typified by Mya Diamond scene, literally set in a blindingly white photographer's studio. Swathed in black patent leather, the model poses all over an equally shiny car until the inevitable humping occurs on and around the vehicle. Oh, did we mention the fact that it opens with another one of those classic layout clichés: the blowjob-through-the-zipper routine?

So do almost all of the remaining scenes, except for a tasty bathroom blitz featuring Veronica Starz, who actually looks like she's enjoying the sudsy session. Nevertheless, LCFM is populated by a pretty/young cast and is agreeably explicit (an ass-planking in every encounter) so the average viewer will most likely enjoy it.

Retailing: Definitely for Eurosex aficionados.