Whew! At three hours and 12 minutes on the DVD, we figure there's got to be a little recycled material here from other productions, even though it's all strung together as a seamless feature with no "bonus scenes" - but whatever it is, what's onscreen is one hunka hunka burnin' love!

Start with Haley in the opener - that fresh-faced, apple-cheeked sweetie who deals gamely with director Chico Wang's sophomoric banter, just waiting to administer drippy b.j.s to Brett Rockman and Tony Pastrami. But once past the doggie and mish on the floor, just about everything's anal, including two d.p.s.

We'd like to cover all the high points of this production, but that's difficult since most of the action is high points. Who wouldn't, for instance, want to see baby-faced, blonde Sophia getting her ass plowed repeatedly, including two d.p.s? Or Mell dildoing herself while taking it up the ass from Trent? Or Mason Storm playing with herself as she relaxes in the tub, then bouncing on John Strong's cock as he carries her from tub to bed? Or blonde newbie Maxine trying to give Jay Ashley and Brian Surewood b.j.s while her mouth is stuffed with grapes? (Look for a couple of long d.p.s here, as well as a double anal!)

The tape concludes with Jay and Brian d.p.ing Katrina Kraven twice amid all the other anal action, and they even manage to hit the X they draw on her nose during the scene's facial ending. But the simple fact is, this feature is so good, viewers won't even mind the stupid shit … like the "imitation crabmeat playoffs." Do I hear a Best Anal Feature pre-nom?