Alex the plumber makes two, perhaps three mistakes. One, he knocks on Kristine Imboch's door. Two, he rummages around in her bathroom. Three, he stays around for the rest of the video.

For his audacity, Alex suffers some pretty exacting humiliation. He allows Kristine and her girlfriend, Chelsea Pfeiffer (who's put on quite a few pounds since her stint in "The Figure Model" also reviewed this month), to mess with his manhood.

Strapped to an "X" frame, Alex has his legs shaved and his outfitted with an ensemble you'd expect Joan Collins to be wearing. As if that isn't enough, next comes a round of makeup application with Kristine and Chelsea turning Alex into a dead ringer for Shirley MacLaine. With all the requisite moves in tow, Alex is forced to serve tea and, in general, mince it up when drop-by girlfriend Darla Crane shows up.

A video that's more suited to curious gals and wannabe trannies, Lessons Learned isn't exactly the type of video I'd recommend to the Marlboro Man in your life, but it has its interesting moments.