"You've been kind of distant lately," husband Tommy Pistol tells closing-in-on-tenure professor wife Charlie Forde over his cup of morning coffee, and she replies, "I've got a lot on my plate right now." What she has on her plate, mostly, is surreptitious paramour Van Wylde, and when Pistol confronts her with a get-it-out-of-your-system-and-then-finish-this-affair-or-else ultimatum, she gets together with Wylde for a goodbye fuck that ends with Forde pensively telling Wylde, "We have to talk."

Coed Lexi Lore pries professor Clarke Kent's personal phone number out of him ("Couldn’t you send me an email?") and starts sending him sexy pictures, following up ("I saw the receipts. You saw them.") and then visiting him at his office, crawling under his desk ("Stop that." "Are you sure?" "Well...") before coming to his house to "finish what we started."

Ryan Mclane locates River Lynn in the women's locker room to return her lost phone, but when she tries to thank him, flashing her boobs, he retreats. When, later, she asks him for his sociological opinion about age-gap relationships, he starts to analyze the question before she interrupts: "I just want to fuck you, Mr. Mclane. Don’t overthink it." He defers, until she points out, "I'm not learning moral philosophy, and you're not teaching it. I don’t see what the problem is." Faced with that logic, neither does he. Student teaches the teacher don'cha know ... especially when there's a twist after the pop.

Professor Lily LaBeau drops her books and Max Fills helps her pick them up, and when they chat, she's pleased that he knows her published work. Fills takes her class, and she observes, "The only thing he hasn’t done yet is bring me an apple ... ten years ago, when I was a student, I think I would have fallen in love with a boy like that." When Fills continues his flirtatious pursuit, she reluctantly agrees to meet him after his last class, and they wind up illustrating exactly what would constitute inappropriate behavior between a professor and a student.

Writer/director Mike Quasar whips up a light souffle here, with four unconnected scenes vaguely tied to the college-students-and-professors-misbehave theme. Recommended for people looking for a little—very little—context with their sex scenes.