What a treat to feast eyes on Christy Canyon again. What a gift to see her as a bona fide MILF. The pretty brunette with the world-famous jugs, who rocked the industry throughout the ‘80s and ‘90s, stars in a mockumentary scene that finds a very MILFy Canyon discussing her illustrious career while lamenting that fans still expect her to be the girl they jacked off to. It’s all very whimsical as we watch Canyon revert to her old behavior and eventually bang her limo driver. Watching her big, floppy titties get fucked will make your cock nostalgic. Whether you’re now a DILF or a MILF-loving young buck, Canyon delivers the thrills.

Cover girl Phoenix Marie plays a mobster’s wife who invites one of her husband’s employees into her pussy. He’s reluctant at first but gets suckered into giving her a foot rub that calls to mind these words of wisdom from the film Pulp Fiction: “Every foot massage means something.” Soon, he’s in her holiest of holies. Special note should be made of Marie’s head game as she relaxes her throat and opens her mouth big to take Cash’s super-long cock like an anaconda swallowing up a capybara.