Much like the very special episode of Family Ties where a friend of Alex P. Keaton's committed suicide, or the very special episode of Silver Spoons where Ricky Stratton shot a deer, this very special cream pie edition of Legal Skin will bring a tear to the eye. The only difference is that it's a happy tear, as four out of six foreign girls graciously allow men to use their nether regions as splooge holders. Why not all of them? Who knows? Who cares? The action is still solid.

Melanie Sylver forgoes vaginal intercourse, perhaps to save time, and delves immediately into a thorough and admirable anal poke. She also earns much love and respect for taking her internal pop in the tailpipe. Yvette Balcano's threeway is the best turn, however.

Retailing: Cream pies and hot foreign women are a winning combination for raincoaters and series fans.