Yeah, the girls shake their butts in the thigh-quivering "Miami Style." So what? The oh-so scintillating lap dances in question don't take place in their natural environment - renting a strip bar might constitute some kind of effort. Apparently any old closet-sized dressing room will do.

Even if we ignore the horribly amateurish camerawork and the monotonously leaden interviews, the sex scenes are so "de-spontaneous" (that's the only apt description we can come up with) that Lap Dance makes the Charleston look fresh.