Picture an end-of-month sale at a proctology clinic in which free samples of ass are being handed out, and you get some idea of the contents of this wild ride of a gonzo-styled video.

Where butt lovers are concerned, this show is as good as they come, and, until another tape proves me wrong, I'll have to say for now that Labor Day Wet T&A 1994 is, genuinely, the hottest R-rated feature currently on the alternative market. (GM rates it an X, though the nastiness of girl-girl action is sometimes left up to personal interpretation.)

Fans of the GM Video series can already anticipate some of the action that lies within. There's lots of pretty women, lots of skimpy bikinis and lots of free-for-all partying. Only this time, all hell breaks loose during the course of an "unbikini contest." What this means for the uninitiated is that contestants of the female gender put on a little improv dance routine in their swim-suits and with some well-intentioned prodding from the crowds, dance out of their swimsuits. But what happens after this, is stuff normally reserved for a Bruce Seven butt banger.

As if some prankster slipped an aphrodisiac into the SPF-15, the action on stage gets down right ornery, and unbridled ass-eating gets served up as the main topic of conversation. With what you'll see here, it's probably safe to say that more than a few converts to lesbianism were made during this traditional end of summer rite at Lake Havasu. Two or three girls in particular seem to hog the show, but they serve as able catalysts for an amazing amount of off-the-cuff insanity which erupts. One expects this kind of behavior as par-for-the-course with a XXX crowd, but mainstreamers getting this crazy? This is one show not to miss and a positive must-get for your stores.