For a release with the word "kinky" displayed so prominently in its title, one might imagine that a candid camera was smuggled onto a private resort packed full of naked, beautiful girls doing bizarre things to their nether regions. Not quite.

Instead, we're presented with an unpopulated beach, where a trio (blonde, brunette, redhead) arrives to strip down and do a little sun-worshipping. They're well aware of the camera's presence as they slather on sunblock, turn a few cartwheels, roll around in the sand and play in the surf. Over, and over, and over again. Yes, the girls are decent-looking and to reveal full frontal furburgers, but kinky? This material is as wholesome as naked frivolity can possibly get. Add this to the fact that it's overlong and overexposed, and you have more amateur filler material than you'll need in a single retailing lifetime.

Volume Two continues this epic theme (what a great gift set!) until the blonde takes off to perform a prolonged motel-room tease, which any decent editor could cut into a fine, five-minute segment. Finally she and her boyfriend do the wild thing, which is all hardcore material -- and thus has no place in your alternative section with its companion volume.