Did you ever wish you could rate half a tape?  Take, for example, Bottom, which is my favorite of these two.  We’re treated to a full 15 minutes of the highly sensual Crystal Breeze, first in a red bathing suit (which doesn’t get in our way for too long) performing a series of very erotic exercises, all during which she pleads with the viewer to join her. Never have I seen a staircase climbed so well as Crystal does it.  But then, after a two-minute preview of Kingsize, we have to sit through another 15 minutes of Debbie Lynn trying to look erotic on a large bed, all the while displaying and rubbing one of her best assets (guess which).  Talk about leading off with trump… So I’d say you must see the first half of this tape, but if your VCR mangles the second half, don’t feel too bad. This one’s for the ass lovers.

Kingsize is the exact same way.  Dilda takes a shower, despite the somewhat weird camerawork and somebody playing around with the video input controls.  And what she can do with a dildo that has a suction cup to stick it to the floor!  By comparison, Mindy Rhae fooling around in somebody’s bedroom with similar appliances just does not get the juices flowing.  So what’s a reviewer to do?  Big bust fans will enjoy at least the first half of this one.

The first halves of both of these are worth a long look.  The tapes have only one main purpose, and satisfaction is assured before you’ve reached the midpoint… so why bother to go on?  Perhaps someday they’ll do a “Best of” series and we can get all the good parts on one tape!