We can easily understand why Kelly the Coed is a popular series. Not only does Allysin Chaynes look the part of a college freshman (or is that "freshperson"?), and not only is there some damn good sex in just about every scene, but we are also treated to sparkling dialogue gems like Layla Jade's retort to frat boys J.J. Michaels and Johnny Thrust: "You don't have to get me drunk; you can just fuck me. Wanna see my tits?"

Almost as interesting is the threeway between Allysin, boyfriend Mark Vega and Vega's "father" Mike Horner. The older lech starts by licking the insides of Allysin's thighs, then after sonny discovers the pair fooling around, the mish, reverse cowgirl and doggie action kicks into high gear.

And finally, we can't refrain from quoting Chandra Vega, as Mark penetrates her ass on the couch: "Oh, oh, oh, it's so invasive!" How can one not love a tape with that level of insight?