Once you've experienced one, you realize there's nothing in this world quite like a muscle dame decked out in a pulse-quickening short shirt and calf-accentuating high heels. The mind boggles at the concept.

It takes a special guy with special tastes to appreciate that kind of subject matter, but if you, like me, gravitate to an exotic composition of heart-pounding curves and solid, but slightly exaggerated muscle, boy, have I got a company you're going to like.

L. Scott Sales specializes in videos of women who proudly display the regal bearing of gym-built sensuality -- be it a matter of solo nude posing or exercising frustrations out on a wrestling mat. The tapes cited above are nice examples of both.

Just Your Average Housewife features Cyndy Jones who is by no stretch of the imagination your average housewife. With a body that could do serious physical damage to an army tank, Cyndy wiggles out of her street clothes and pleasures her beautifully-constructed ass with a set of nails that would make a Mandarin proud.

In Housewife Struggle, Cyndy pits her bod against an equally powerful Janie in a series of holds and counter-holds designed more for the wrestling enthusiast than your average glamorphile.

Either way you like it, the erotic nude posedown or the spirited sense of WCW-style competition, L. Scott Sales offers a generous selection of both in its fine catalogue. To order, call (516) 931-6676 or write PO Box 4430 College Point, NY 11356.