The cutest moment here is Roxy Jezel's kung fu attack on star Luvana at the end, which immediately turns into a slapping, clawing catfight.

Yes, that's about as hysterical as the "jokes" get, but hey, with a cast this great, who can complain? Michelle Maylene gets things off to a lip-smackin' start by practically throwing her twat at guard Pierce. Later, Heart and St. Croix have a happy boink fest, and of course, Jezel delivers as always in her scene with Will Power. All in all, this one's worth the while.

Pre-nom for Best Packaging.

Retailing: The terrific box cover should grab attention.