Non-sequiturs seem to be the theme for this edition of Jail Babes, but luckily, the sex is strokable in this collection of (alleged) bitches breakin' the law.

Elizabeth X uses her tale of relationship woe (boyfriend left her, she was going to down some pills, called 911 for a mental health counselor and the cops show up instead) to introduce what she claims is her one and only anal scene while sitting at a bar. She also says she likes to fuck guys she meets at bars (confused yet?) and moves on to fuck Dave Hardman on a pool table for an okay anal.

Continuing the confusion is Briana Banks, who sits in a pick-up (or as she calls it, "My dope ride,") to talk about her bust in Italy. Midway though the scenes, she gets on her soapbox to speak out about George W.'s ascendancy to the presidency. "It sucks," she says, "'cause I like to have sex," and shows off with Bobby V.

Then there's Sabrina Jayde, whose life of drugs and juvenile hall seems more like a story arc out of Oz. Like Banks, Jayde beats on Bush and then eats Cherry Mirage. But the scene changes gears, and Jayde trades coochie for cock and a g/g becomes a g/g. Creampie fans might want to note that Jayde takes an internal pop.

Strokable action overall, though keeping to the theme focused on why the babes were behind bars for their sex scenes would be welcome.