Girls will do "whatever it takes" to win the Miss Teen America title – a good thing for Jack's sound guys, as well as his fans.

"I'm really cute; doesn't that count?" asks Bianca. She is indeed really cute and also into sex, and there's a fun scene where she and the crew have to hide from her "dad" in a big house. Jasmine Byrne, as a "newspaper chick" in a schoolgirl costume and platform heels, takes on sound guys Chris Charming and Scott Nails for a good d.p.

Like most of this series, Vol. 13 is more cute than hot, but its good humor and rollicking pace make it a winning ride.

Pre-nom: Best Gonzo Series.

Retailing: A line with lots of fans.