Yes, Jelena Jensen – a major, major hottie of Playboy fame – has a scene here. No, it doesn't involve anything more hardcore than a little rubbing of her upper pubes with a lollipop while holding shy of even pulling her panties down far enough for a full crotch shot. And it goes on awhile. A long while.

What's more, there's another extremely softcore and extended solo clip of Marlena, though that one does at least offer some brief explicit fingering (not that it ranks as anything more than ultra-light).

Don't get us wrong – we're not knocking softcore material; we just don't think that's what someone goes to Jack's Playground for. Fortunately, there is some good sex here, particularly the closer with Jenaveve Jolie and Scott Nails.

Jolie comes knocking on Jack's door whilst he and Nails are watching Fear.com, which Nails (appropriately) is bagging on fiercely – until Jolie sees what's on and announces it's her favorite movie and it really makes her horny. Naturally, Nails chimes in that it's his fave, too, and the fucking is on. And Jenaveve fucking is never, ever a bad thing.

Taryn Thomas' opener is pretty amusing, too – Marco Duarto shows off his singing skills to her, and BAM! she's got her mouth around his dick. Boffo.

Retailing: Jensen on the cover ain't gonna hurt sales, that's for sure.