Don't ya just love it when they give the director a name that coincides with the title? Johnny Flatboard? Cute. What's next, a game of checkers?

Ashley Blue cries out that she should just go out and get some implants "...like those stupid porno girls," but Mr. Pete makes it quite clear that her itty bitties are more than enough to pop his weasel. Nice sloppy and deep oral, Miss Blue.

A Hamilton Steele virtual soliloquy, much too long to quote, convinces Malaysia that riding his cock and doin' the doggie is more fun anyway when you happen to be lacking in the breast department. Hey, talk is cheap but it did get him laid.

Finally, Aussie Thunda, hunting little boobies, is quick to get lip locked on Mariah Cherry's little perky pair. A fun time is had by all as they poke fun at themselves and natural tits.