It's about as weak as sex vids come, is what it is. "MASSIVE ANALS" the box screams, but unless that refers to the brief poking Guy DiSilva gives Cheyanne's bottom with his index finger, there are no anals to be found, massive or otherwise, anywhere herein.

What you will find, however, is lots of generic techno music that starts and stops erratically, hopelessly clichéd, set-up dialogue, poorly chosen camera angles (why in god's name do they cover up the action in two separate scenes with a flower in the foreground?) and terrible editing. As an example of the latter, at the end of scene two, we see Tony suddenly start banging Dana again after the cumshot, while somewhere off camera the director calls out, "Aaaaaand ... action!" Aaaaaand ... learn how to use an Avid!

There's some nice lesbo action between Cheyanne and Brittany to close the vid, but that's not enough to make up for the fact that, if DVD is your format of choice, you're made to sit though every goddamn phone sex ad when you start up the disc. And that's about fuckin' annoying.